• The Sad Bastard Cookbook

    Food you can make so you don’t die
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  • Ramen Variations and Preparations
  • Noodles on a Plate
  • Kinda Like Pad Thai
  • Pasta Variations
  • Literal Depression Cooking
  • Pasta in a Rice Cooker
  • Eggy Pasta
  • Pasta with Homemade Tomato Sauce
  • Pasta with One 1 Actual Vegetable
  • Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
  • Mac & Cheese
  • Rice Variations Part I: Cook the Rice
  • Rice Variations Part II: Add Stuff to the Cooking Water
  • Add Stuff to the Cooked Rice
  • Another Rice Variation: Black Beans & Rice
  • Rice Variations Part IV: Fried Rice
  • Fried Noodles
  • Couscous Variations
  • Potato Variations and Preparations
  • French Fry Variations: Now What?
  • Spring Rolls
  • Hangover Bubble and Squeak
  • Roasted Vegetables
  • Pancakes
  • Korean-Inspired Pancakes
  • Oatmeal Variations
  • The Humble Egg
  • Chinese-Style Eggs & Tomato
  • Eggs & Bread Variations
  • Bean Salad
  • Lentils in a Pot
  • Cheater Chana Masala
  • Can of Soup
  • Dumplings
  • Pierogi
  • Peanut Butter on a Spoon
  • Peanut Butter Balls
  • Apple Slices Yes
  • Grapefruit No
  • Eat a Dill Pickle Out of the Jar While Standing in Front of the Fridge
  • Popcorn
  • Eddy No
  • Chips
  • College Guacamole
  • The Fastest Nachos
  • Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part I: The Basics
  • Quesadillas & Pumpki-dillas Part II: Variations
  • Wraps
  • Toast Variations
  • Crackers and Stuff
  • Fancy Cheese and Crackers
  • Hummus
  • Garlic Bread
  • Tostadas Con Tomate
  • Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
  • “Pizza”
  • Tanzanian Braised Coconut Cabbage
  • Bag Salad
  • Cabbage Salads
  • Ants on a Log
  • Fried Plantains
  • Smoothie Variations
  • Ice Cream
  • Moroccan Oranges
  • “Baked” Apples
  • Banana Frozen Yogurt
  • Parfait
  • Chocolate Pudding

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